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stopwhitepeopleforever:

donotfuckingfollowme:

Holy shit praise the lord someone finally made an app with secret photo and video messaging…without allowing the other person to screenshot!

And messages actually disappear after you send them, unlike snapchat which apparently…

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telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via orgasm)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

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hebrew-national:

souplion:

wardrobespierre:

phoeni-xx:

its still throwback thursday somewhere

(1.5 years on testosterone)

HOLY FUCKING FUCK WOW <3

lawd

Damn though

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angelinajoliearchive:

Angelina Jolie in Wanted (2008)

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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

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tyleroakley:

me attempting humility

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quarterclever:

Steve Rogers isn’t a hero because he’s Captain America

Captain America is a hero because he’s Steve Rogers

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memelovingfuck:

yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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sassy-spoon:

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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Let’s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants.

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